Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:10:02
No shit, dude.
Let's eat.

:10:04
No, I don't feel
like delivery tonight.

:10:06
- What about KFC?
- We've been there too many times.

:10:10
I want something
we haven't had in a while.

:10:13
Something different,
something that'll really hit the spot.

:10:17
I want the perfect food.
:10:19
Are you hungry?
:10:22
Then come to White Castle
and try our Slyder Special...

:10:26
Six burgers. Fries.
And a soft drink for only $2.99.

:10:32
Imagine all those burgers
in your stomach right now.

:10:39
Don't you like food
that's tasty and delicious?

:10:42
I do.
:10:44
Then what are you waiting for?
:10:45
Head over to White Castle.
It's what you crave.

:10:50
You sure you know
how to get there?

:10:52
I haven't been
to White Castle in ages.

:10:54
Dude, I'm telling you, there's one right by
that multiplex in New Brunswick.

:10:57
Nice.
:10:58
- Rosenberg!
- Goldstein!

:11:00
Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up.
We're going to White Castle.

:11:04
No, we're watching
The Gift on HBO.

:11:06
No, no, no.
No watching. We're starving.

:11:09
Hey, put that back.
:11:10
No eating until we get
to White Castle. Let's roll.

:11:13
Sorry, kids,
we ain't going nowhere.

:11:14
Supposedly Katie Holmes
shows her titties in this movie.

:11:17
Is that all you Jews
ever think about... tits?

:11:19
Katie Holmes is a nice,
respectable, wholesome girl.

:11:22
And I'm gonna see her boobs.
:11:25
The things I would eat
out of her ass... you have no idea!

:11:29
That is
a completely vulgar statement.

:11:30
So is "I want to bang Britney Spears
on the bathroom floor."

:11:33
But it's true.
:11:35
Touche.
:11:36
Hey, listen, if...
:11:40
I think Kumar's a faygele.
:11:42
They're totally gay for each other.
:11:44
- Hey, you wanna suck on this?
- Uh-huh.

:11:48
What the hell are you
bringing your bag for?

:11:49
Try to get some work done
in the car.

:11:51
- Here, you're driving.
- Shit, I forgot my cell phone.

:11:54
You wanna run back and get it?

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