Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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if there's one thing I've learned,
it's that if you're craving White Castle,

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the burgers here
just don't cut it.

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In fact, just thinking about those
tender little White Castle burgers

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with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions
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that just explode
in your mouth like flavor crystals

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every time you bite into one...
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...just makes me want
to burn this motherfucker down.

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Come on, Pookie,
let's burn this motherfucker down!

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Come on, Pookie!
Let's burn it, Pookie!

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Let's burn this
motherfucker down!

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Let's burn it down!
Let's burn it!

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So you guys maybe should just
suck it up and go to White Castle.

:16:42
You can always get
your work done in the car.

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- Let's do it.
- All right. Awesome.

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Then listen, listen... no matter what,
we are not ending this night

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without White Castle
in our stomachs.

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- Agreed?
- Agreed.

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Wise choice.
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You guys might have
wanted to stay away

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from our special sauce tonight.
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Me and Pookie,
we added a secret ingredient.

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I'll give you a hint.
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It's semen.
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Semen.
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Animal semen.
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Dude, remember when Goldstein
used to work at that burger place?

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This is the most fucking confusing
movie I've ever seen...

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she's possessed,
she's not possessed.

:17:33
Dude, that rack better be stacked.
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- Tits! Tits!
- Boobies, boobies, boobies.

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Holy shit! Whoa!
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Those aren't real.
Yes, they are.

:17:41
You know, I'm almost
completely sober right now.

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I wish we had some more weed.
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Sorry.
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Princeton.
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- We're getting off here.
- Why?

:17:51
Because we're gonna sweet-talk
Cindy Kim into finding us some weed.

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- No.
- Why not?

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You talk to her on the phone
all the time.

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She calls me.
Then she rambles on

:17:58
about her East Asian
Students Club or whatever.


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