Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:17:04
I'll give you a hint.
:17:07
It's semen.
:17:12
Semen.
:17:13
Animal semen.
:17:23
Dude, remember when Goldstein
used to work at that burger place?

:17:29
This is the most fucking confusing
movie I've ever seen...

:17:32
she's possessed,
she's not possessed.

:17:33
Dude, that rack better be stacked.
:17:35
- Tits! Tits!
- Boobies, boobies, boobies.

:17:37
Holy shit! Whoa!
:17:39
Those aren't real.
Yes, they are.

:17:41
You know, I'm almost
completely sober right now.

:17:43
I wish we had some more weed.
:17:45
Sorry.
:17:47
Princeton.
:17:49
- We're getting off here.
- Why?

:17:51
Because we're gonna sweet-talk
Cindy Kim into finding us some weed.

:17:54
- No.
- Why not?

:17:55
You talk to her on the phone
all the time.

:17:56
She calls me.
Then she rambles on

:17:58
about her East Asian
Students Club or whatever.

:18:01
Then I have to actually pretend
that I give a shit

:18:02
or else she calls me a Twinkie.
:18:03
A what?
:18:05
Twinkie... yellow on the outside,
white on the inside.

:18:08
Look, you Twinkie bitch,
:18:09
you were the one that threw
our weed out the window, okay?

:18:11
So we're going to Princeton,
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and it's your responsibility
to make sure we're high as shit

:18:14
by the time
we're eating those burgers.

:18:16
Forget it.
End of discussion.

:18:18
I am not seeing Cindy Kim.
:18:21
Harold, I'm so glad
you showed up.

:18:23
Yeah, me too.
:18:25
Did you like the hibiscus petals
I glued to the envelope I sent you?

:18:28
Yeah, they were nice.
:18:32
Hey, dude, you know
where I can get some green?

:18:37
Dude, you know where
I can get some chronic?

:18:39
Jesus, what the hell kind of
lvy League school is this?

:18:42
Man.
:18:43
Over here, man.
:18:45
You lookin' to toke up?
:18:47
- Yes.
- Yes?

:18:48
Thank Christ. Just give me
a dime of your finest sticky.

:18:51
You wanna see
sticky-icky, my friend?

:18:56
Oh, my God!
:18:57
Whoa, man!
:18:58
Don't touch, man.
That's not cool.


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