Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:29:01
Shit. What's going on, man?
:29:03
- What's up, dude? What's up?
- All right.

:29:06
What the hell
are you guys doing here?

:29:07
We got the munchies, so we
decided we'd go to Hot Dog Heaven.

:29:10
How about you?
How was White Castle?

:29:12
We haven't gotten there yet.
I think I may have rabies.

:29:15
Yo, dude, how were
Katie Holmes' tits?

:29:17
- You know the Holocaust?
- Yeah.

:29:19
Picture the exact
opposite of that.

:29:21
Nice.
:29:23
Boy, do you need a girl.
:29:24
If you guys
got the yellow fever,

:29:26
there's a rockin' Asian party
down at Princeton.

:29:28
Dude, I got the yellow plague.
:29:29
There's nothing sexier
than a hot Asian chick!

:29:32
Asian tits...
I wanna squeeze 'em!

:29:34
Stop. Don't do that.
Please, do not touch me.

:29:36
I'm very woozy.
:29:37
I think I have to go
to the hospital.

:29:39
You should go
to Beth Israel.

:29:41
- We gotta hit up this Asian joint.
- No, we don't.

:29:44
We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven.
No more detours along the way.

:29:47
- This is what I'm dealing with.
- Come on!

:29:49
I'm telling you,
hit up the Asian party.

:29:50
Did you leave the key in the car
with the engine running?

:29:52
Good luck.
:29:53
You don't have rabies. We're not
going to a hospital. You're fine.

:30:06
Uh... Yeah, I don't have rabies.
:30:09
Great. Let's just
get out of here.

:30:13
Hey, aren't those the guys
that got the shit kicked...

:30:16
I know. I know.
Let's just go.

:30:20
Just go.
:30:23
Kumar.
:30:26
- Hey, it's your dad and brother.
- Shit.

:30:29
No wonder you didn't want
to go to the hospital.

:30:31
- Hey, Dad.
- Hi, Dr. Patel.

:30:33
- What's up?
- Saikat. What's going on?

:30:35
I hope you are here to apologize for
what you did in your interview today.

:30:38
What the hell's
wrong with you, Kumar?

:30:40
God! You're 22 years old.
When are you gonna grow up

:30:42
and stop this
post-college rebel bullshit?

:30:45
- Like your life is so hard.
- Eat my balls, Saikat.

:30:48
I will not tolerate this
business from you any longer.

:30:51
You have one more
interview tomorrow morning,

:30:53
and if I hear from Dr. Wein that you
were anything short of spectacular,

:30:58
I'll completely cut you off.

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