Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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Soft and chocolate lips...
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- Could I get a little dab here?
- Hush now, hush now.

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Excuse me, sir.
Do you happen to know

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how to get to the White Castle
in Cherry Hill from here?

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Yeah. Take the 33 west
and take the Turnpike south,

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and there you are.
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I'm telling you, man,
that was amazing!

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Even your dad would
have been impressed, man.

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Yeah, it wasn't that bad.
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This is perfect. We're back on the road,
we got directions, it stopped raining.

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And guess what, man.
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- I'm officially done with my work.
- Oh, yeah? Nice!

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I'm telling you, dude,
things are finally starting to go our way.

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Hey, dude, check it out...
Sixteen Candles.

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Isn't that your favorite movie?
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Wow, man, that's awesome!
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Yo, look who decided
to go see it.

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Holy shit.
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See! You said you two
had nothing in common,

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but you both have the same
lame taste in movies!

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Shut up.
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Hey, we should ask her if she
wants to come to White Castle.

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No. No, no.
Forget about it. Just drive.

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Dude, come on.
It's 1:00 in the morning.

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We're an hour away from home,
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and who do we see but your dream girl
standing across the street?

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Just pretend you're a nerdy
Asian version of Tom Hanks

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and she's a hot Latina Meg Ryan
with bigger tits.

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The cars are going.
Can we go? How about that?

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- What are you doing?
- Excuse me, Maria!

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- What are you doing?
- Maria! Excuse me for a second!

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Come here!
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No! What the hell
are you doing?

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Get your hand off the gas!
Shit!

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- I'm stuck!
- Stop turning the wheel!

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- I am stuck!
- What do you mean you're stuck?

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Get unstuck!
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- You asshole!
- Wha... wha...?

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We could have seriously
injured ourselves, man!

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Yo, don't blame me, genius.
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I'm not the one who decided
to run us off the frickin' road, all right?

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Let's just get
back on the highway, okay?

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Fine with me.
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It's not funny.

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