Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:39:03
It's gonna take me a while
to fix up your car there,

:39:05
so if you boys like,
you can go on inside,

:39:10
get yourselves something
to drink, wash up,

:39:12
fuck my wife, watch TV...
anything you want.

:39:14
Mi casa es su casa.
:39:18
Just don't do anything
the Good Lord wouldn't do.

:39:22
Thank you.
:39:25
We're gonna die.
He's going to kill us.

:39:27
We're gonna die.
:39:28
Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say
we get to fuck his wife?

:39:31
He couldn't have said that.
:39:35
Who cares?
You've seen Freakshow.

:39:37
What do you think his wife
is gonna look like?

:39:52
Oh, hi, boys.
:39:54
I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.
:39:57
Can I get you some pink lemonade?
:39:59
Why don't you just go
have a seat in the living room?

:40:02
I'll be back in a jiffy.
:40:03
Thanks.
:40:08
- Hot. Hot!
- Uh-huh.

:40:19
Jesus Christ.
:40:26
Okay, it's official.
We've entered the Twilight Zone.

:40:29
- Dude, Liane is fucking hot.
- She's not ugly.

:40:34
Here you go, boys.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.

:40:36
Liane, how are things between you
and Freakshow presently?

:40:39
Oh! They've never been better.
We love each other so much.

:40:43
I was just wondering,
how does a guy like Freakshow...

:40:51
...end up with a girl like you?
:40:54
Well, we met at choir practice
about four years ago.

:40:58
Freakshow was really shy
back then, you know,


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