Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

It's gonna take me a while
to fix up your car there,

so if you boys like,
you can go on inside,

get yourselves something
to drink, wash up,

fuck my wife, watch TV...
anything you want.

Mi casa es su casa.
Just don't do anything
the Good Lord wouldn't do.

Thank you.
We're gonna die.
He's going to kill us.

We're gonna die.
Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say
we get to fuck his wife?

He couldn't have said that.
Who cares?
You've seen Freakshow.

What do you think his wife
is gonna look like?

Oh, hi, boys.
I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.
Can I get you some pink lemonade?
Why don't you just go
have a seat in the living room?

I'll be back in a jiffy.
- Hot. Hot!
- Uh-huh.

Jesus Christ.
Okay, it's official.
We've entered the Twilight Zone.

- Dude, Liane is fucking hot.
- She's not ugly.

Here you go, boys.
- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.

Liane, how are things between you
and Freakshow presently?

Oh! They've never been better.
We love each other so much.

I was just wondering,
how does a guy like Freakshow...

...end up with a girl like you?
Well, we met at choir practice
about four years ago.

Freakshow was really shy
back then, you know,