Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

I'll be back in a jiffy.
- Hot. Hot!
- Uh-huh.

Jesus Christ.
Okay, it's official.
We've entered the Twilight Zone.

- Dude, Liane is fucking hot.
- She's not ugly.

Here you go, boys.
- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.

Liane, how are things between you
and Freakshow presently?

Oh! They've never been better.
We love each other so much.

I was just wondering,
how does a guy like Freakshow...

...end up with a girl like you?
Well, we met at choir practice
about four years ago.

Freakshow was really shy
back then, you know,

'cause of all his hideous boils
on his face and neck.

Sure, sure.
But he had
the most amazing voice,

like a baby canary.
The devil is everywhere
Hey, Randy, what,
the devil, huh

The devil is everywhere
Hey, Randy, what
After Easter service one day,
I told him how much I loved his solo

and he finally mustered up
the courage to ask me out.

We've been in love ever since.
So, are you boys gonna
fuck me now or what?

Rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first. Ready?

- Rock, paper...
- Wait a second.

What about Freakshow?
What? You assume we don't
know how to have a good time?

I just...
Never mind.
Rock, paper, scissors.

Sorry, but if you boys want me,
you have to do me at the same time.

- Huh?
- Come on, give me the double stuff.

I'm not sure
we quite understand, Liane.