Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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I'll be back in a jiffy.
:40:03
Thanks.
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- Hot. Hot!
- Uh-huh.

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Jesus Christ.
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Okay, it's official.
We've entered the Twilight Zone.

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- Dude, Liane is fucking hot.
- She's not ugly.

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Here you go, boys.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.

:40:36
Liane, how are things between you
and Freakshow presently?

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Oh! They've never been better.
We love each other so much.

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I was just wondering,
how does a guy like Freakshow...

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...end up with a girl like you?
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Well, we met at choir practice
about four years ago.

:40:58
Freakshow was really shy
back then, you know,

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'cause of all his hideous boils
on his face and neck.

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Sure, sure.
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But he had
the most amazing voice,

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like a baby canary.
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The devil is everywhere
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Hey, Randy, what,
the devil, huh

:41:14
The devil is everywhere
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Hey, Randy, what
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After Easter service one day,
I told him how much I loved his solo

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and he finally mustered up
the courage to ask me out.

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We've been in love ever since.
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So, are you boys gonna
fuck me now or what?

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Rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first. Ready?

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- Rock, paper...
- Wait a second.

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What about Freakshow?
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What? You assume we don't
know how to have a good time?

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I just...
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Never mind.
Rock, paper, scissors.

:41:51
Sorry, but if you boys want me,
you have to do me at the same time.

:41:55
- Huh?
- Come on, give me the double stuff.

:41:58
I'm not sure
we quite understand, Liane.


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