Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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'cause of all his hideous boils
on his face and neck.

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Sure, sure.
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But he had
the most amazing voice,

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like a baby canary.
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The devil is everywhere
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Hey, Randy, what,
the devil, huh

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The devil is everywhere
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Hey, Randy, what
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After Easter service one day,
I told him how much I loved his solo

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and he finally mustered up
the courage to ask me out.

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We've been in love ever since.
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So, are you boys gonna
fuck me now or what?

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Rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first. Ready?

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- Rock, paper...
- Wait a second.

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What about Freakshow?
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What? You assume we don't
know how to have a good time?

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I just...
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Never mind.
Rock, paper, scissors.

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Sorry, but if you boys want me,
you have to do me at the same time.

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- Huh?
- Come on, give me the double stuff.

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I'm not sure
we quite understand, Liane.

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I want you both
inside me simultaneously.

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- One hole or two?
- Whatever you want.

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Sorry. No, thank you.
No, thank you.

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Dude, if it's two holes,
it might not be that bad.

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- Shotgun anus.
- Forget it!

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I don't want our balls
rubbing against each other.

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- What, are you kidding?
- No way! Forget it.

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How about blow jobs?
Can we have blow jobs?

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Well, okay.
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Come here.
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Okay. I'm going up there.
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I wanna come, too.
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- Think you could help me with this?
- You need help?

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Okay, yeah.
It's a little sticky there.

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- You can do it.
- Okay.

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I can do it.
I can do it.

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Do you wanna play with them?
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Play with them.

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