Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

'cause of all his hideous boils
on his face and neck.

Sure, sure.
But he had
the most amazing voice,

like a baby canary.
The devil is everywhere
Hey, Randy, what,
the devil, huh

The devil is everywhere
Hey, Randy, what
After Easter service one day,
I told him how much I loved his solo

and he finally mustered up
the courage to ask me out.

We've been in love ever since.
So, are you boys gonna
fuck me now or what?

Rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first. Ready?

- Rock, paper...
- Wait a second.

What about Freakshow?
What? You assume we don't
know how to have a good time?

I just...
Never mind.
Rock, paper, scissors.

Sorry, but if you boys want me,
you have to do me at the same time.

- Huh?
- Come on, give me the double stuff.

I'm not sure
we quite understand, Liane.

I want you both
inside me simultaneously.

- One hole or two?
- Whatever you want.

Sorry. No, thank you.
No, thank you.

Dude, if it's two holes,
it might not be that bad.

- Shotgun anus.
- Forget it!

I don't want our balls
rubbing against each other.

- What, are you kidding?
- No way! Forget it.

How about blow jobs?
Can we have blow jobs?

Well, okay.
Come here.
Okay. I'm going up there.
I wanna come, too.
- Think you could help me with this?
- You need help?

Okay, yeah.
It's a little sticky there.

- You can do it.
- Okay.

I can do it.
I can do it.

Do you wanna play with them?
Play with them.