Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:43:01
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.

:43:03
Let's do that.
:43:07
Well, boys, I fixed your tire.
:43:13
Hi, honey.
:43:14
What in the hell
are you doing with my wife?

:43:18
You said outside that
we could have sex with her.

:43:21
Shit! Shit!
:43:23
- I most certainly did not.
- Yeah, you did.

:43:26
- I did not!
- You did.

:43:27
- Oh, no, I didn't!
- You did, you did.

:43:31
- You sure?
- You said it.

:43:37
My mistake!
:43:38
Freakshow.
:43:40
Well, since we're all here...
:43:44
...how about a foursome?
:43:46
Who wants the first reach-around?
:43:56
Okay, let's agree to never talk
about what just happened.

:43:58
Agreed.
:43:59
That's a very good idea.
:44:02
Dude, I have no idea
where we are.

:44:04
What?
:44:07
- Is that a hitchhiker?
- What the hell?

:44:08
- Should we pick him up?
- And get chopped to bits? Are you crazy?

:44:10
You know what? We're lost. He may
know how to get back on the highway.

:44:13
Get back on the road.
This is my car.

:44:15
We are not picking up
a hitchhiker, man.

:44:17
Hey, guys, thanks
for picking me up.

:44:23
Excuse me,
are you Neil Patrick Harris?

:44:26
Yep.
:44:27
- Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
- Holy shit.

:44:29
Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was,
like, my favorite show growing up.

:44:31
You were my idol.
:44:32
That's great. Could we get going?
I'm bored as shit back here.

:44:35
- Go, go.
- Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.

:44:44
So I gotta ask you, Neil,
:44:47
did you ever get it on
with Wanda off the set?

:44:49
Dude, I humped every piece
of ass ever on that show.

:44:52
Even the chick
who played the hot nurse?

:44:54
No. I didn't go
all the way with her.


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