:44:02
Dude, I have no idea
where we are.
:44:04
What?
:44:07
- Is that a hitchhiker?
- What the hell?
:44:08
- Should we pick him up?
- And get chopped to bits? Are you crazy?
:44:10
You know what? We're lost. He may
know how to get back on the highway.
:44:13
Get back on the road.
This is my car.
:44:15
We are not picking up
a hitchhiker, man.
:44:17
Hey, guys, thanks
for picking me up.
:44:23
Excuse me,
are you Neil Patrick Harris?
:44:26
Yep.
:44:27
- Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
- Holy shit.
:44:29
Dude, Doogie Howser M. D. Was,
like, my favorite show growing up.
:44:31
You were my idol.
:44:32
That's great. Could we get going?
I'm bored as shit back here.
:44:35
- Go, go.
- Let's go. This is a frickin' boring spot.
:44:44
So I gotta ask you, Neil,
:44:47
did you ever get it on
with Wanda off the set?
:44:49
Dude, I humped every piece
of ass ever on that show.
:44:52
Even the chick
who played the hot nurse?
:44:54
No. I didn't go
all the way with her.
:45:01
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know
:45:02
how to get on the highway
from here, would you?
:45:04
Dude, I don't even know
where the fuck I am right now.
:45:06
I was at this party earlier tonight
:45:07
and some guy hooked me up
with this incredible X.
:45:10
The next thing I know, I'm being
thrown out of a moving car.
:45:12
- I've been tripping balls ever since.
- That's crazy, dude.
:45:16
We've been having
a pretty crazy night, too.
:45:17
We've just been driving around
looking for White Castle,
:45:19
but we keep getting sidetracked.
:45:20
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me.
:45:21
Forget White Castle.
Let's go get some pussy.
:45:23
- Huh?
- It's a fuckin' sausage-fest in here.
:45:26
Let's get us some poontang.
Then we'll go to White Castle.
:45:28
No, Neil, you don't understand.
:45:29
We've been craving
these burgers all night.
:45:31
Yeah, I've been craving
burgers, too... fur burgers.
:45:33
Come on, dudes, let's pick up
some trim at a strip club.
:45:36
The Doogie line
always works on strippers.
:45:39
Lap dance.
:45:42
There's a gas station.
I'm gonna see if we can get directions.
:45:45
We don't need...
:45:49
Hurry up, dudes, hurry up.
I'm losing wood.
:45:56
Hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, hurry, hurry.
:45:59
- Chill.
- We'll be right back, Neil.