:45:01
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know
:45:02
how to get on the highway
from here, would you?
:45:04
Dude, I don't even know
where the fuck I am right now.
:45:06
I was at this party earlier tonight
:45:07
and some guy hooked me up
with this incredible X.
:45:10
The next thing I know, I'm being
thrown out of a moving car.
:45:12
- I've been tripping balls ever since.
- That's crazy, dude.
:45:16
We've been having
a pretty crazy night, too.
:45:17
We've just been driving around
looking for White Castle,
:45:19
but we keep getting sidetracked.
:45:20
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me.
:45:21
Forget White Castle.
Let's go get some pussy.
:45:23
- Huh?
- It's a fuckin' sausage-fest in here.
:45:26
Let's get us some poontang.
Then we'll go to White Castle.
:45:28
No, Neil, you don't understand.
:45:29
We've been craving
these burgers all night.
:45:31
Yeah, I've been craving
burgers, too... fur burgers.
:45:33
Come on, dudes, let's pick up
some trim at a strip club.
:45:36
The Doogie line
always works on strippers.
:45:39
Lap dance.
:45:42
There's a gas station.
I'm gonna see if we can get directions.
:45:45
We don't need...
:45:49
Hurry up, dudes, hurry up.
I'm losing wood.
:45:56
Hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, hurry, hurry.
:45:59
- Chill.
- We'll be right back, Neil.
:46:01
We'll be back.
:46:08
What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris?
Why is he so horny?
:46:11
I don't know, but we can't
let him interfere with our quest.
:46:15
- Oh, God.
- Shit, these punks again.
:46:18
Late-night Math League
meeting, homos?
:46:20
Extreme!
:46:25
Let's go.
:46:35
No, no.
Pies, pies... no.
:46:44
Dude, what is that?
Is that a pterodactyl?
:46:46
I do not know what that is.
:46:47
That was extreme, dude!
:46:49
Excuse me, can you tell us how
to get to the highway from here?
:46:52
Dude, I got this.