Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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But go crazy on you
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Crazy on you
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Let me go crazy.
Crazy on you

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Crazy on you
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Bitch! Learn how to fuckin'
make coffee, you fuckin' whore!

:56:21
Let me go crazy.
Crazy on you

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I love you.
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No, no, no.
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No, baby, come on.
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Hey, Kumar. Kumar!
Where are you...

:56:33
Kumar!
Still in jail, asshole!

:56:35
Come here!
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Kumar! The cops...
:56:41
You thought you'd
get away with it, huh?

:56:43
I was in bed.
I didn't fire any gun. I swear.

:56:47
Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
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What are you talking about?
I'm just sitting here.

:56:51
He's trying to break free!
Get him!

:56:52
- Aw, shit.
- Don't move!

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Stop resisting!
We need backup now!

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- He's got a gun.
- That's not a gun, that's a book.

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- Secure the book!
- Book is secure.

:57:03
You bring this filth in here?
What is this shit?

:57:06
Wait, wait. We gotta
do something about this.

:57:09
We're gonna teach you
how to read now, brother.

:57:12
If I were you, I'd leave
as soon as possible.

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- Whose hand is that?
- Thanks, man.

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Jesus Christ.
Thanks for getting me out, man.

:57:28
No problem. The burgers wouldn't
taste as good if you weren't there.

:57:32
Hey, look at this.
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It's like we went from being
completely poor to being millionaires.

:57:39
- What was that?
- Probably just a coyote.

:57:41
Aren't people supposed to
be scared of coyotes?

:57:43
That's just
'cause they sound scary, man.

:57:45
In one-on-one combat, either of us
could take down a coyote, no problem.

:57:48
What?
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Now, cheetahs are another story.
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- We're gonna die.
- No, now hold on.

:57:58
Cheetahs are used to
eating gazelles and shit.


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