Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:57:01
- Secure the book!
- Book is secure.

:57:03
You bring this filth in here?
What is this shit?

:57:06
Wait, wait. We gotta
do something about this.

:57:09
We're gonna teach you
how to read now, brother.

:57:12
If I were you, I'd leave
as soon as possible.

:57:14
- Whose hand is that?
- Thanks, man.

:57:26
Jesus Christ.
Thanks for getting me out, man.

:57:28
No problem. The burgers wouldn't
taste as good if you weren't there.

:57:32
Hey, look at this.
:57:34
It's like we went from being
completely poor to being millionaires.

:57:39
- What was that?
- Probably just a coyote.

:57:41
Aren't people supposed to
be scared of coyotes?

:57:43
That's just
'cause they sound scary, man.

:57:45
In one-on-one combat, either of us
could take down a coyote, no problem.

:57:48
What?
:57:52
Now, cheetahs are another story.
:57:56
- We're gonna die.
- No, now hold on.

:57:58
Cheetahs are used to
eating gazelles and shit.

:58:00
They're not known
for eating humans.

:58:03
That is a corpse.
We're gonna die.

:58:05
Shit!
That's not a good sign.

:58:06
Maybe if we just stay really,
really still, he'll just go away.

:58:09
Okay.
:58:11
Just stay really still.
Don't move, okay?

:58:13
Just stay right there.
Very good. Good job.

:58:15
This isn't working.
:58:21
He's mauling me!
He's mauling me!

:58:27
Dude, I told you not
to bring the beef jerky.

:58:40
He likes me.
:58:44
Hey, Rold, I have an idea.
:58:48
- You gotta be kidding me, man.
- Uh-uh.

:58:56
This is either a really smart move
:58:58
or by far the stupidest thing
that we have ever tried.


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