:34:02
How about a song?
:34:03
I'm gonna get you for this.
:34:10
5,000 Texas longhorns.
:34:14
Not bad for one night's work.
:34:17
Pick a color.
:34:19
I said,
not bad for one night's work.
:34:22
-What?
-Thank you.
:34:24
And judging by the ear mark...
:34:27
I'd say these are the last
of Big Mike Donald's herd.
:34:31
Big Mike Donald had a farm?
:34:36
That's right. He had a farm.
:34:40
Now that all his cash cows
have disappeared...
:34:42
that poor sap's
gonna be flat broke.
:34:44
Perfect time for a certain
upstanding land owner...
:34:47
to step in
and take all the land.
:34:49
Who are you?
:34:51
What did you do
with Uncle Slim?
:34:53
Put up your dukes,
Mr. Fancy Britches.
:34:57
It's me. Hello?
:34:59
This here
is the disguise I use...
:35:01
to sneak into
all them auctions...
:35:03
and buy all the land,
you brainless monotone monkeys.
:35:07
Shoot, you got to be the richest
land baron in the west.
:35:11
Yes, but the part
that really warms my heart...
:35:14
is watching those homesteaders
suffer.
:35:19
Back in the day, I worked...
:35:20
the highfalutinest ranches
you ever seen...
:35:23
but those stuck-up ranch bosses
couldn't appreciate my talents.
:35:27
Maybe they just didn't like
your singing.
:35:35
Songbirds sing.
:35:38
Saloon gals sing.
:35:40
Little bitty snot-nosed
children sing.
:35:44
I yodel!
:35:46
And yodeling is an art!
:35:48
Well, maybe they just
didn't like your yodeling.
:35:54
He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim.
:35:57
Everybody likes yodeling.