Home on the Range

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Home on the range.

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Once upon a time,
I had a home on the range.

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But not anymore.

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Well, it's no use
cryin' over spilled milk.

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Speakin' of which, that's me.

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I'm the cow.

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Yeah, they're real.

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Quit staring.

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I'm sort of between homes
right now.

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I lost my old place...

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thanks to the meanest bunch of
cattle rustlers in the west--

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Alameda Slim
and the Willie Brothers gang.

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Somehow they stole the whole herd...

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right out
from under our noses...

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and then they disappeared
without a trace.

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After that...

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poor old Abner couldn't
afford to keep the place...

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or me, either, for that matter.

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Well, no matter how bad
things get...

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there's probably somebody
worse off.

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That guy, for instance.

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Hey, Maggie.

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Take a look at your new home.

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Hey! A dairy farm?

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Now we're talkin'!

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Hope it's not one of them
fat-free places.