:36:00
It's one of the funniest,
cornball, goofy, silly sounds...
:36:06
in the whole west.
:36:16
Am I correct in assuming
that each and every time...
:36:19
we brought a herd back
to this secret lair...
:36:22
you've managed to sit
in the exact same spot...
:36:25
blocking that choice
piece of property from my view?!
:36:29
This is my comfy place.
:36:36
It's called
Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
:36:38
Goes on auction
Thursday morning.
:36:41
Perfect. Pencil it in.
:36:43
Thursday morning--right after
we sell off this herd.
:36:46
But it's just
a little old dirt farm.
:36:49
Ah, what's the difference?
:36:50
When you're talking revenge,
every last acre counts.
:37:13
I don't get it.
:37:14
Weren't the cows
supposed to come back?
:37:16
Daddy, what's going to happen
if they don't come back?
:37:19
Oh, but they are coming back.
:37:22
Hogwash! We all know
they're never coming back.
:37:26
You don't know that, Jeb.
:37:30
Everybody knows that bovines...
:37:32
are the most intelligent,
crafty animals in the west.
:37:36
Yeah. He's right, you know.
:37:38
It doesn't take a cow
to figure out...
:37:41
they saw
the writing on the wall...
:37:42
and flown the coop
while the getting was good.
:37:45
What?
:37:46
Oh, no!
They tricked us and deserted us!
:37:49
No, no. Aud-Audrey.
:37:52
Excuse me. Excuse me.
:37:54
Excuse me!