I, Robot

Thing of beauty.
Good morning sir.
- Yet another on-time delivery from...
- Get the hell out of my face, canner.

Have a nice day.
Excuse, Mr.
Total performance, total readiness,
total security...

So goodbye to lengthy upgrades
and service calls...

An uplink to USR central computer provides this
state-of-the-art robot with new programs daily.

The Nester Class 5 is tomorrow's robot today.
Spoon, Spooney! Hey!
Hold on... Excuse me
Spoon, man, where you been at?
- Just away, brother
- Away? Like vacation and stuff...?

that's real nice man...
Listen, I got a favor to ask.
I need to borrow the car
for like 10-15 minutes...

This is different, Spoon. Listen...
I've got this fine ass little yummy,
I mean, she is complete and agreeable...

ass hot sprinkable, Spoon.
What does that even mean?
You know what it means, man,
OK now stop varicating.

First of all, stop cussing,
because you're not good at it.

Let me get temp for the bus then, man.
I been there for you.

- Go home!
- OK, that's strike one, Spoon.