I Accidentally Domed Your Son
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1:02:03
Plastic surgery?
1:02:05
Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought it was
supposed to be like secret shit--

1:02:08
I mean, yeah, plastic surgery.
1:02:09
Well, get your damn dick
out of your mouth and speak up, boy!

1:02:13
Okay. Who's first?
1:02:16
( laughs )
1:02:17
Whoa, Rufus
just fucking with you!

1:02:20
I'll be right back.
1:02:21
Let me get my boy out of the tub,
get him dressed.

1:02:24
Y'all go and chill.
1:02:29
Man, what the fuck was that?
1:02:31
Homeboy one of them Cajuns.
1:02:33
I don't care what he is,
1:02:34
as long as we get done
with this sick-ass weird-ass shit.

1:02:37
- Did he just have on drawers?
- Man, hell yeah, he did!

1:02:41
Shit!
1:02:42
Boy, sit your ass down.
1:02:49
We got company.
1:02:50
And you better well
damn behave, boy.

1:02:53
Yes, papa.
1:02:54
This here,
this is my boy Benny.

1:02:57
He got his head fucked up at one
of a them big monster truck accidents.

1:03:00
He ran out on the dirt track when this
motherfuckin' big monster truck,

1:03:03
his favorite one,
won the competition.

1:03:05
He ran out, slipped on the mud,
1:03:07
and got ran over
by one of them big ass tires.

1:03:11
And then, the exhaust
from the truck burned his face off.

1:03:16
- I'm retarded.
- Boy, you're not retarded.

1:03:18
Your head just got smashed
and your face is burnt.

1:03:21
But you're not retarded.
Now you shut up!

1:03:23
Yes, papa.
1:03:25
Anyway, doctor said
he got the mind of like a...

1:03:28
four, five year old,
some shit like that.

1:03:31
But he's dumber
than a motherfucker,

1:03:32
so I think it's more like
a two or three, huh?

1:03:35
- Now, who got the money?
- Oh, yeah, here you go.

1:03:41
There you go.
1:03:42
I hope it's all there
'cause I'll kill if it ain't.

1:03:45
lt's-- no, it's there.
1:03:47
I'm serious. Don't make me
kill you all over some dumb shit.

1:03:50
- Man, the money there.
- Sir, we don't want no problem.

1:03:53
Shut up before I pull
your panties down, boy.

1:03:55
- What?
- Panties man, like a girl?

1:03:58
Sir, we got no problem counting
the money right here in front of you.


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