I Accidentally Domed Your Son
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He ran out on the dirt track when this
motherfuckin' big monster truck,

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his favorite one,
won the competition.

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He ran out, slipped on the mud,
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and got ran over
by one of them big ass tires.

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And then, the exhaust
from the truck burned his face off.

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- I'm retarded.
- Boy, you're not retarded.

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Your head just got smashed
and your face is burnt.

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But you're not retarded.
Now you shut up!

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Yes, papa.
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Anyway, doctor said
he got the mind of like a...

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four, five year old,
some shit like that.

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But he's dumber
than a motherfucker,

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so I think it's more like
a two or three, huh?

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- Now, who got the money?
- Oh, yeah, here you go.

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There you go.
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I hope it's all there
'cause I'll kill if it ain't.

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lt's-- no, it's there.
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I'm serious. Don't make me
kill you all over some dumb shit.

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- Man, the money there.
- Sir, we don't want no problem.

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Shut up before I pull
your panties down, boy.

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- What?
- Panties man, like a girl?

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Sir, we got no problem counting
the money right here in front of you.

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Look here, little Latin boy,
I just said shut up, didn't l?

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And that goes for you,
you little seƱorita.

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I know all the money is there,
'cause if it wasn't,

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I'd shoot y'all in the head
with a shit-stained bullet.

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Can I see your panties?
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- All right, sir.
- Call me Rufus, pretty eyes.

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Rufus, we're just going--
if you don't mind,

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just give us the address
and we'll head to the spot

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where we are getting
the surgery at.

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What's your rush? Y'all just got here
in my little establishment.

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Y'all go on and chill and have
a drink a little, some lemonade.

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Oh, no, no-- we got to--
man, yeah, we got to run.

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We got to get there.
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What color are your panties?
They're pink, aren't they?

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Hey, Brisco we got to run.
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Yeah, he's right, sir.
We really got to get going.

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Yeah, no disrespect, sir.
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- Yeah, we sorry!
- You hear that, Benny?

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- They too good for us.
- Oh, no, it ain't like that.

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We got
some big shots here, Benny.


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