I Heart Huckabees

I want you
to meet my colleague.

- Bernard?
- Uh-huh.

- This is Mr. Markovski.
- Hi.

- He's going to have to be pro bono.
- Okay. Sounds good.

Thank you very much
for taking on my case.

- Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome.
- Hold on.

- He hasn't signed a contract.
- Let's do this and then we'll get to the contract.

- It's too much too soon.
- It's always too much too soon.
That's the nature of the beast.

- Approach, patience, finesse.
- Will you stop?

- Come on.
- We need to start with his specifics, Bernard.

We need to go past logic though.
Come on. Let's go.

- Give me a kiss. Come on.
- Okay.

Will you tell me where
we're having dinner tonight?

- Korean barbecue.
- Really?

Okay, let's get started.
Is this part
of my investigation?

Yes. Say this blanket represents all the matter
and energy in the universe, okay?

You, me, everything.
Nothing has been left out, all right?
All the particles, everything.

- What's outside this blanket?
- More blankets. That's the point.

- Blanket's everything.
- Exactly. This is everything.

Let's just say
that this is me, all right?

And I'm, what, 60-odd years old
and I'm wearing a gray suit.

Blah, blah, blah.
And let's say over here, this is you.

And, you're-- I don't know,
you're 21 . You got dark hair, etc.

And over here, this is Vivian,
my wife and colleague.

Then over here, this is
the Eiffel tower, right? It's Paris.

And this is a war.
And this is, uh, a museum.

And this is a disease.
And this is an orgasm.

And this is a hamburger.
- Everything is the same even if it's different.
- Exactly.

But our everyday mind forgets this.
We think everything is separate.

Limited. I'm over here.
You're over there. Which is true.

But it's not the whole truth
because we're all connected.

Because we... are connected.
- Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
- Okay?

- Yeah.
- All right, now, we need to learn...

how to see the blanket truth
all the time.

Right in the everyday stuff.
And that's what this is for.