I Heart Huckabees

He was all obsessed
with Shania and Pete Sampras.

Not what we were really
supposed to be focusing on-- hurt.

You planted photos of yourself and your poems
at Schottinger's. Brad didn't respect you.

- No, he didn't.
- And yet you brought him into
the open spaces coalition.

- Why is that?
- I needed the sponsor to take
my cause to another level.

That's why.
Why else would I do it?

- Like we said. To be noticed.
- This is absurd. Show me my folder.

- No. That is not productive.
- At the photo archive, you spent a lot of time...

looking at old Jessica Lange
bathing suit stills, why?

That's only because Lange
comes before Markovski.

I was putting my head shots under Markovski,
and then ''L'' is right before it.

I might've looked at a little bit of Lange
on the way out. What's the big deal?

- Albert, baby, come on.
- What, is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?

- [ Vivian ] Have you ever been in love?
- What kind of question is that?

- Do you even believe in love?
- Or do you only have fantasy relationships...

because anything else
would be too painful?

Bernard, excuse me. But I'm
making some progress here.

So am I, darling.
So am I.

Oh, no, no. I'm not going in that thing.
Every time I go in there...

it's all hating faces
that I have to chop up with a machete.

And then they multiply.
And we're going to address that right now.

- Okay?
- I'll leave it to you.

Come on. You can't retreat.
Back into the fray, Albert. Let's go.

I'm in your corner.
[ Heart Beating ]
Okay, Albert, I want you to melt
your usual identity like you did before.

- [ Woman Laughing ]
- Stop looking at me.

I said stop looking at me.
- Dawn is gonna love doing
spots for the open spaces.
- Who's Dawn?

Miss Huckabees.

- She loves your poems. The one about the rock.
- Nobody sits like this rock sits.

That's the one. She loves poems.
She loves forests, meadows, getting outside.

We'll just throw theJet Skis
on the trailer and head to the mountains.

Wait, you guys--
You go with MissHuckabees?

- She was doing some print work for us--
- [ Bernard ] Albert? Albert?

Forget Brad. Come back to me.
Where are you? Where are you?