I Heart Huckabees

I could have a Cadillac Escalade,
and it would be electric.

- I wouldn't have to ride on my bicycle.
- That is three questions.

I paid my money and I want a fucking answer.
So just give me a second.

I know, dear boy. We wanted
you to meet Albert.

- I thought you said next week.
- It turns out he can use
a connection sooner than later.

Tommy has been working
with us since that--

The big September thing.
He's going to be your other.

- What is it exactly?
- Like a buddy system I think.

When we dismantle,
it can get kind of rough. And it helps...

to have a friend
going through the same.

Do you drive a car?
A bike.
Sometimes I take the bus.

Good. That's good. I like that.
I can see why they put us together.

- Tommy Corn.
- Albert Markovski.

- I'll be your other.
- [ Vivian ] Join us for mancala hour.

- Come. Come. Gracias, senora.
- [ Spanish ]

[ Chattering ]
- What's happening with your case?
- I don't know.

- What do you mean?
- They won't let me see my coincidence file.

You want them to solve a coincidence?
That's why you came here?

- Yeah, that's why I came here.
- Who's the girl?

The face of Huckabees.
- Tops and mops?
- That's her.

- I doubt your coincidence is meaningful.
- Why?

I have a book by a French thinker
named Caterine Vauban.

She says the same thing they say here about
dismantling your reality to see the big picture.

- What's the difference?
- Here, they say everything's
connected in the blanket.

Vauban says nothing's connected. It's all
random and cruel. It doesn't matter what you do.

That's nihilism, Tommy!
They find it threatening.
But it is very convincing.

You know, my ex-girl
won't let me see my daughter.

She's brainwashing her
not to think or feel.

- What kind of reality is that?
- Not this one.