I Heart Huckabees

I have no idea what you guys
are talking about.

I thought we were going
to talk about petroleum.

Mrs. Echevarria visits us
once a year from Spain.

She's sort of a little
treat for our clients.

A kind of
spiritual petit four.

Something that would be useful for you
to be accustomed to.

- Yeah, a real treat.
- You have received your answer.

Senorita, the petroleum situation
was not created by nature...

like the drought or
the olives or any of that.

It was created by people,
and this is the facts.

It was created by people who
act like nothing's happening...

- and that's causing all the problems.
- No, no, Tommy.

- One question only. Uno.
- Okay.

- Here's the question--
- No, no. I think--

You've had your question and the answer,
Tommy, please. Senora is tired.

Senorita, why do people only ask
themselves deep questions...

when something
really bad happens?

Then they forget
all about it after. Right?

How come people are

And third,
I refuse to use petroleum...

but there's no way I can stop its use
in my lifetime, is there?

Jimmy Carter would have
a great electric car by now.

I could have a Cadillac Escalade,
and it would be electric.

- I wouldn't have to ride on my bicycle.
- That is three questions.

I paid my money and I want a fucking answer.
So just give me a second.

I know, dear boy. We wanted
you to meet Albert.

- I thought you said next week.
- It turns out he can use
a connection sooner than later.

Tommy has been working
with us since that--

The big September thing.
He's going to be your other.

- What is it exactly?
- Like a buddy system I think.

When we dismantle,
it can get kind of rough. And it helps...

to have a friend
going through the same.

Do you drive a car?
A bike.
Sometimes I take the bus.

Good. That's good. I like that.
I can see why they put us together.

- Tommy Corn.
- Albert Markovski.

- I'll be your other.
- [ Vivian ] Join us for mancala hour.

- Come. Come. Gracias, senora.
- [ Spanish ]

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