I Heart Huckabees

- Nothing!
- Everything!

- It's beautiful.
- It's beautiful.

I work for an electrical
engineering firm, son.

We do a lot of commercial
and residential contracts.

If development stops,
so does my paycheck.

Then Steven couldn't be here as our guest,
could he? So your ideas hurt Steven.

I'm not hurting Steven.
That's an outrageous accusation.

- Don't use that tone of voice in my house.
- I think you started that tone.

And I think it's entirely possible for your
engineering firm to have jobs for people...

preserve open spaces,
have contracts, do the--

[ Boy Laughs ]

[ Boy Laughs ]

- What's he doing?
- Why's he closing his eyes?

[ Whispering ]
Cricket, I don't know.

- Do you have a job, Tom?
- I'm a firefighter.

Oh, God bless you. A hero.
I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we
quit using petroleum though.

- Excuse me?
- Say you're Christians living
byJesus' principles. Are you?

Jesus is never mad at us if we
live with him in our hearts.

I hate to break it to you, but he is.
He most definitely is.

All right. That's enough. Steven, I don't know
what this is about. Why they're here--

- Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad. I did not know.
- Stevo, I'm so disappointed.

It's all right.
Look, he's sad. He's sad.

I'm sorry, Stevo.
My bad. You didn't know.

- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- I should be what?

- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Why should I be ashamed?

- You're a hypocrite.
- I'm a what?

You're misleading these children.
'Cause you're the destroyer, man.

- How am I the destroyer?
- I saw that S.U. V. out there.

My car's the destroyer? You wanna know
how many miles per gallon I get?

Steven, I need to ask a question.
It's why I came here.

Why are autographs
so important to you?

It is a pastime with this family
which they have taught me.

- Which I can now carry on.
- [ Woman ] It's just for fun.

- [ Game Beeping ]
- For entertainment.
No games at the table, please.

Yes. 260. And I've reached
the omega level.

[ Tommy ]
Destroyer. Destroyer. Destroyer.

God gave us oil.! He gave it to us.!
How can God's gift be bad?

He gave you a brain too
and you messed that up pretty good--

I want you sons of bitches
out of my house now.

If Hitler were alive, he'd tell you
not to think about oil.

You're the Hitler! We took a Sudanese
refugee into our home!