I Heart Huckabees
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1:13:01
Trees and bees--
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- Hey, Daryl, where are you?
- [ Daryl ] Hi, honey.

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- Dawn, this is Heather.
- Hey, I'm Heather.

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- Let's do it.
- Let's make a commercial.

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- I'm a really big fan of yours.
- Well, thanks.

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- It's so weird to meet my voice.
- Welcome to the family.

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What? This script only has my lines,
and I don't see another character here.

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- I told you,you are the
trademark voice of Huckabees.
- So--

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- Right. So what's the problem?
- She's the voice.

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- I'm the face.
- Go, Heather.

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- Girl,you could--[ Laughing ]
- Yeah, yeah.

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All this,
and brains too.

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Son of a bitch, Daryl!
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- They want me back in a bikini?
-[ Screams ]

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- Dawn, please.
- Wake up, pretty girl.

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- The joke's on you! The joke is on you!
- Ow! Ow!

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- No, stop.
- Don't look at me. I just want to be left alone.

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I'm sick of this.
I'm sick of you all looking at me.

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Look at me. Please,
please, please, everybody.

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Everybody look at me now. I am so pretty.
I am so pretty. Look at me.

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Everybody just wants
to be me. I'm pretty.

1:14:00
- Shania's on the stage.
We've got the executives here...
- That's great.

1:14:03
working their way back
to the, uh, lesser donators.

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Right. Well, when we did
the Garth benefit in Dallas...

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- we put the $1 0,000 donors up here.
- Wow, Garth.

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Was that Garth Garth,
or Chris Garth?

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- That's classic Garth. The best.
- Classic Garth costs.

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Yeah, so, when we did the Garth benefit
in Dallas, that's what we--

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Where's Marty?
Where is he?

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Have you even seen
my commercials?

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- Have you? I'm doing this for you.
- Oh, my God.

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- They're your detectives,
and they gave me this truth.
- Wow. Nutty.

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Do you understand?
There's glass between us!

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Don't look at me like that.!
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[ Thuds ]
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- Hey, hey. Hey--
- There you are, Marty.

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- Why don't you like my spots?
- Honey, this look is hurting you,
and it's hurting Huckabees.

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- This is myself.
- Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself.

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- That is not Huckabees.
- I am still Huckabees.

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- Not in that bonnet.
- It's in my eyes, Marty.

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It's like that story
of the cave.

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What in God's name
is happening to you?

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We trusted you. We took care of you.
We made you into a national icon.


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