I Heart Huckabees
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1:14:00
- Shania's on the stage.
We've got the executives here...
- That's great.

1:14:03
working their way back
to the, uh, lesser donators.

1:14:06
Right. Well, when we did
the Garth benefit in Dallas...

1:14:08
- we put the $1 0,000 donors up here.
- Wow, Garth.

1:14:11
Was that Garth Garth,
or Chris Garth?

1:14:13
- That's classic Garth. The best.
- Classic Garth costs.

1:14:16
Yeah, so, when we did the Garth benefit
in Dallas, that's what we--

1:14:19
Where's Marty?
Where is he?

1:14:22
Have you even seen
my commercials?

1:14:24
- Have you? I'm doing this for you.
- Oh, my God.

1:14:27
- They're your detectives,
and they gave me this truth.
- Wow. Nutty.

1:14:30
Do you understand?
There's glass between us!

1:14:33
Don't look at me like that.!
1:14:36
[ Thuds ]
1:14:38
- Hey, hey. Hey--
- There you are, Marty.

1:14:40
- Why don't you like my spots?
- Honey, this look is hurting you,
and it's hurting Huckabees.

1:14:45
- This is myself.
- Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself.

1:14:48
- That is not Huckabees.
- I am still Huckabees.

1:14:51
- Not in that bonnet.
- It's in my eyes, Marty.

1:14:54
It's like that story
of the cave.

1:14:56
What in God's name
is happening to you?

1:14:58
We trusted you. We took care of you.
We made you into a national icon.

1:15:01
Pulled you out of a mall.
Eh, you've been given everything by Huckabees.

1:15:05
- Fuck-a-bees!
- Ooh.

1:15:07
- Wow, wow, wow.
- Bradley, there's board members here.

1:15:10
- She's knocking on the glass--
- That's not gonna look too good
for a new corporate guy.

1:15:13
- What? I got corporate?
- You got corporate.

1:15:15
- I got corporate?
- Yeah, you got corporate. Now go and contain her.

1:15:17
All right?
She said, ''Fuck-a-bees.''

1:15:19
- Yeah.
- She said fuck--

1:15:32
What are you doing?
1:15:34
What are you
doing to us?

1:15:36
I'm in my tree.
I'm talking to the Dixie Chicks...

1:15:39
and they're making me
feel better.

1:15:41
Well, I think the Dixie Chicks would like you
to know that I just got promoted.

1:15:46
- What?
- V.P. for public affairs.

1:15:49
I got corporate, Dawn.
1:15:51
I'm sorry you had to go through all this.
It's for the greater good.

1:15:54
I went to the detectives to shake Albert
out of the coalition.

1:15:57
- I admit that.
- This doesn't make sense.


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