:04:00
that your parent Company
is about to be sold?
:04:03
No, not really.
:04:04
I don't see how
it would affeCt us.
:04:05
Well, hopefully it won't.
:04:07
You know,
that Teddy K. CharaCter
:04:09
offered to buy my business
a few years ago.
:04:11
I told him
to go sCrew himself.
:04:12
[ChuCkling]
:04:13
My son-in-law
says I'm a dinosaur.
:04:14
Don't knoCk dinosaurs.
They ruled the earth
for millions of years.
:04:17
[ChuCkling]
They must've been doing
something right
:04:20
(Carter)
Simply put, we are never
gonna be able to reaCh
:04:22
this signifiCant,
untapped market,
:04:25
until we learn
to think like them.
:04:28
In point of faCt,
:04:29
Iess than.05 perCent
of all Cell phone users
:04:33
are under the age
of 5 years old.
:04:35
That's why we have
the T-Rex phone
:04:37
and the TriCeratops phone,
and the PterodaCtyl phone.
:04:41
'Cause it's gonna Change
all of that
:04:42
and eaCh one of these phones
has its own unique ring.
:04:47
[roaring]
:04:54
[mimiCking Child]
Mommy, Mommy, I want one.
:04:58
Buy me one for Christmas.
:05:01
P.F.G., Carter. P.F.G.
:05:04
What's P.F.G.?
:05:05
Pretty friCking good.
:05:07
Gentlemen, ladies.
I have an announCement
to make:
:05:11
It's on.
:05:12
Teddy K. has busted his move
:05:14
and we are taking over
Waterman Publishing.
:05:16
Ow!
:05:17
Let's give it up for Teddy K.
:05:20
[hooting]
:05:22
The man has vision.
He's a maniaC.
:05:25
And, I guess it's okay
to tell you Teddy K.
:05:27
has personally asked me
to go over there
:05:30
and turn around marketing
in the magazine division.
:05:33
So, if you'll exCuse me...
:05:35
Carry on.
:05:38
Waterman!
That's inCredible.
:05:39
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
:05:43
Mark. Mark,
you're taking me with you.
:05:46
Tell me you are
taking me with you.
:05:48
Carter, I'm gonna
take that plaCe
:05:50
and whip its fat ass
into shape.
:05:51
And...
And?
:05:53
I want you to Come
run ad sales
at Sports America.
:05:55
I knew it. I knew it.
:05:57
The magazine's
a Cash Cow.
:05:59
It's the Cornerstone.