:01:04
My mom says that me and my dad
have very healthy appetites.
:01:12
My mom and dad are very religious.
:01:14
When they're in their bedroom at night,
l always hear them yelling, ''Jesus!''
:01:19
My mom says my dad's eyes are brown
because he is so full of sh...
:01:25
Brian!
:01:27
My brother Jack is in eighth grade.
:01:30
He told me to ask my dad
who he voted for...
:01:32
for... for President.
:01:34
l did and my Dad said
he's a total Bush-man.
:01:37
That made my brother laugh really hard.
:01:42
Whenever my Uncle Stu
comes over to play pool with my dad,
:01:45
my mom says the basement smells
like a Cheech and Chong movie.
:01:51
Well... it's like this.
:01:53
My dog ate my paper.
:01:56
l checked, but he didn't poop it out.
:01:58
:02:00
What a lovely sentiment,
Mr. Etheridge.
:02:02
Maybe your dog can eat the zero
you'll be receiving too.
:02:06
- Aw, man!
- Harsh.
:02:09
Miss Trinke?
lt's your turn now.
:02:25
My dad says life can be
split into two categories:
:02:29
New Jersey... and New York.
:02:39
:02:45
My dad was a Jersey boy
who became the youngest
:02:48
and most successful music publicist
in New York City.
:02:51
By the time he was 27,
he had 100 people working for him.
:02:55
And even though they all loved him,
he loved them even more.