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My fellow flacks and spin doctors.
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Salud.
:03:05
Daddy loved his job,
but not as much as he loved my mom.
:03:10
Mommy was a book editor in
New York City when her and Daddy met.
:03:14
Daddy said theirjobs
were kind of the same...
:03:17
they made slight corrections
for their clients.
:03:19
Because George Michael is a pimp
who is all about the ladies, my friend.
:03:25
Come on, ''l Want Your Sex''?
That sound like he's singing to a guy?
:03:30
Daddy worked so much that sometimes
Mommy could only see him late at night.
:03:35
Daddy says that's why they
both loved the city so much -
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it never went to sleep.
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And neither did him and Mommy.
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But after a year of romance
in New York City,
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Daddy said it was time
to show Mommy where he came from.
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So he took her home to New Jersey
and put her through what he said
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was the biggest test
their love would ever face:
:04:00
''Introducing her to my pop. ''
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- Hey, how are ya?
- How're ya doin'?
:04:07
- How're ya doin' yourself?
- This is Gertrude.
:04:10
Hi. Merry Christmas.
:04:14
- And what do you do, Mr. Trinke?
- Easy on the ''Mr. Trinke''. lt's Bart.
:04:18
l work for the borough,
for 30 years now.
:04:20
He's the only man in Highlands
licensed to operate the street sweeper.
:04:24
Oh, man, l always wanted
to ride in one of those things.
:04:27
Well, you continue seeing my son,
l can probably get you a turn at the wheel.
:04:31
l was only gonna sleep with him
a few more times and then dump him,
:04:35
but now, after an offer like that...
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Holy shit.
Listen to the mouth on this one!
:04:39
Oh, yeah, they don't make 'em
like Mom anymore, do they, Dad?
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- Now, listen, l'm goin' to the bar.
- What a shock.
:04:45
lf you guys are gonna do anything
while l'm gone, stay the hell off of my bed.
:04:49
- You're going to a bar?
- Didn't he tell ya? l'm an alcoholic.
:04:53
- Well, l wanna go to the bar too.
- No, you don't wanna go to this bar.
:04:57
lt's a bunch of old guys talkin' about
how good they had it under Kennedy.