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:52:03
- Why would you be embarrassed?
- Because it's been a long time.

:52:06
- How long?
- A long time.

:52:10
Come on, champ. Own it.
Just put it out there.

:52:13
l swear l won't make
any editorial cracks about it.

:52:15
Not in front of you, at least.
:52:21
- Seven years.
- Seven years?

:52:25
Since my wife died, yeah.
:52:29
You know, a dumbfounded,
mouth-agape look of shock

:52:33
might be construed by some
as an editorial crack too.

:52:36
- l'm sorry.
- lt's OK. lt's fine.

:52:39
No, it's not.
l mean, it's not at all.

:52:42
With all due respect to your wife,
you've gotta get back on the horse, man.

:52:46
- No, l don't, actually.
- Yes, you do.

:52:49
- No, l don't.
- Yes, you... Get up.

:52:53
- Are we done?
- With this, for now. But come with me.

:52:56
Lord have mercy.
:52:59
- Where are we going?
- To your place.

:53:02
We're gonna have some sex.
:53:06
- What, did you forget something?
- No. Look, l appreciate the offer.

:53:12
l'm very flattered.
But l can't do this.

:53:17
What's the matter?
Don't you think l'm cute?

:53:19
- Of course l think you're cute.
- Well, then?

:53:21
Look, l'm not just celibate
because of my daughter.

:53:24
There are a lot of emotional issues in it too.
:53:26
l mean, my wife may be dead.
l'm still very much in love with her.

:53:31
Hey, l respect that. l'm not telling you
to fall in love with me here,

:53:34
and l'm not trying to replace your wife.
:53:36
l'm just talking about two consenting adults
having some casual sex.

:53:41
Probably some really short casual sex,
with you being a little out of practice.

:53:46
- l can't do it, l'm sorry.
- What are you, a monk?

:53:49
God!
Let's look at this logically, OK?

:53:51
- You rent porn and touch yourself, right?
- Would you lower your voice?

:53:55
lf you're not sweating how your wife
would feel about you and porn,

:53:58
then you shouldn't sweat what
l'm proposing 'cause it's the same thing.


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