1:23:01
- lt's cool, though, isn't it?
- Making blockbusters?
1:23:05
- You tell me.
- Bein' a parent, funny man.
1:23:09
lt has its moments.
1:23:12
- What's your daughter's name?
- Gertrude.
1:23:15
Damn!
Why'd you do that to that girl, man?
1:23:19
- Did you lose a bet?
- No.
1:23:21
- No, it was my wife's name.
- ''Was''? OK, let me guess.
1:23:25
She took you for half after she
saddled the kid with the name Gert?
1:23:29
l can't blame it on her.
l saddled the kid with the name Gert.
1:23:33
She died in childbirth. So...
1:23:38
- No, no, no, it's...
- l feel like an asshole, man.
1:23:41
- Don't worry about it.
- No, listen, l'm really sorry about that.
1:23:44
l didn't see your movie,
so we're even. Trust me.
1:23:49
This is exactly why people don't talk
to each other in waiting rooms, right?
1:23:53
Probably.
Although, l gotta tell ya...
1:23:56
the fact that the guy who wrote ''Parents
Just Don't Understand'' is now a parent
1:24:00
completely makes up for it.
1:24:03
Oh, man.
We don't though, do we?
1:24:05
- What's that?
- Understand.
1:24:07
l mean, these kids today.
From the door, man, they got it all over us.
1:24:12
My daughter has it all over me,
l can tell you that.
1:24:16
Yeah, my middle one, my son?
1:24:17
Every time l walk out of the house
in the morning
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he says,
''Daddy, how far you love me?''
1:24:22
l always pick somewhere close.
''l love you to that table, man.''
1:24:25
''No, you don't. You love me all the way
to the moon and back down to the dirt.''
1:24:31
That's great.
1:24:32
lt take everything l got
to walk out of that house.
1:24:36
You get to spend time with them
on the set though, right?
1:24:38
Oh, yeah. But if l was a smart man,
l wouldn't be sittin' here right now.
1:24:43
l'd be at home
playing in the dirt with my kids.
1:24:48
But we all know that l'm not famous
'cause of my brains.
1:24:51
lt's 'cause l'm, like,
strikingly handsome, crazy sexy.
1:24:56
And l'm, like,
hung like it's ridiculous.