Johnson Family Vacation
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:02:00
Man, when I first left Caruthersville...
:02:02
- all I had was a $50 Grimley and a Jheri curl.
- Oh!

:02:04
- Look at me now. Pushin' a fully loaded...
- Oh!

:02:08
Brand-new Lincoln Navigator.
:02:10
Come on, Dad.
Compared to these trucks...

:02:12
- yours is wack.
- What?

:02:14
- I'm just sayin'. Don't get all mad at me.
- Come on.

:02:17
I mean, these are
nice cars out here.

:02:19
You got your Ferrari, your Lotus,
but it's no Lincoln. That's what I'm saying.

:02:23
Hello, man.
Welcome to 310 Motoring.

:02:25
- How may I help ya?
- I'm NateJohnson. Is my truck ready?

:02:29
Oh, Nate. Yes, it is, man.
:02:32
You're the insurance guy.
I remember your truck.

:02:37
Oh, snap! Hey.
Yo, that's Kurupt.

:02:39
I sent him my demo tape,
like, two weeks ago.

:02:42
Just act like you're my bodyguard.
Look.

:02:45
- Hey, and if he come over...
- What?

:02:47
Just call me M.C. "D" to theJizz-A.
:02:50
- Yeah, Dad.
- Call you who to the Wizz-A?

:02:52
I named you Divernius James...
:02:55
After your granddaddy.
:02:57
Plus that street name stuff
isn't marketable.

:02:59
This rap thing, son,
there's no future in it.

:03:01
There's no pension,
no 401 plan...

:03:03
and obviously no dental.
:03:05
That's why they all have
those gold teeth.

:03:10
Oh!
:03:13
Dad, come on.
Dad, come on.!

:03:17
That's what I call a fully loaded 'Gator
for the haters.

:03:21
The platinum grille,
Burberry interior.

:03:26
Hydraulic switches, three-wheel motion,
and look at the wheels.

:03:33
Oh, boy.
:03:34
Son, all that Crenshaw crap
kills the resale.

:03:38
Now, what self-respecting lawyer or doctor
would drive this thing now?

:03:42
- Dr. Dre.
- Boy, he ain't no real doctor.

:03:45
Come here now.
Look, son.

:03:47
My car will be your car in...
:03:49
three, four or five, six...
:03:51
seven, eight, nine, 1 0 years...
:03:53
and I don't want you thuggin' it up.
:03:56
But, Dad, then why are we here?

prev.
next.