:03:01
There's no pension,
no 401 plan...
:03:03
and obviously no dental.
:03:05
That's why they all have
those gold teeth.
:03:10
Oh!
:03:13
Dad, come on.
Dad, come on.!
:03:17
That's what I call a fully loaded 'Gator
for the haters.
:03:21
The platinum grille,
Burberry interior.
:03:26
Hydraulic switches, three-wheel motion,
and look at the wheels.
:03:33
Oh, boy.
:03:34
Son, all that Crenshaw crap
kills the resale.
:03:38
Now, what self-respecting lawyer or doctor
would drive this thing now?
:03:42
- Dr. Dre.
- Boy, he ain't no real doctor.
:03:45
Come here now.
Look, son.
:03:47
My car will be your car in...
:03:49
three, four or five, six...
:03:51
seven, eight, nine, 1 0 years...
:03:53
and I don't want you thuggin' it up.
:03:56
But, Dad, then why are we here?
:04:01
We're here to install my Delco
eight-track tape player...
:04:04
so I can listen to my music
on the trip.
:04:06
Listen, if you wanted
to go old-school...
:04:09
you should have had them
install your record player.
:04:11
Boy, you know, those videos
got your head all mixed up.
:04:14
- Now, back in my day...
- Yeah, right.
:04:16
You couldn't have just two hit songs
and call yourself having a good record.
:04:20
No, no, no. The whole album had to be good.
You just put it on, let it play.
:04:24
Wasn't no skip buttons.
Wasn't like that mess you listen to today.
:04:27
All that "rub me"
and "lick me" and "suck me. "
:04:30
Gotta wear a condom just
to listen to some of it.
:04:36
Oh. Oh. No, no, no, no.
:04:39
- Tell me this is not my truck.
- It is, insurance man. Beautiful, isn't it?
:04:42
This truck has everything.
It has TVs in the floors and the headrest...
:04:47
a Nike air bag, even new 26-inch rims
just approved for public use.
:04:53
Not by me. The only thing I approved
was an eight-track.
:04:57
Now, where is it?