Johnson Family Vacation
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:04:01
We're here to install my Delco
eight-track tape player...

:04:04
so I can listen to my music
on the trip.

:04:06
Listen, if you wanted
to go old-school...

:04:09
you should have had them
install your record player.

:04:11
Boy, you know, those videos
got your head all mixed up.

:04:14
- Now, back in my day...
- Yeah, right.

:04:16
You couldn't have just two hit songs
and call yourself having a good record.

:04:20
No, no, no. The whole album had to be good.
You just put it on, let it play.

:04:24
Wasn't no skip buttons.
Wasn't like that mess you listen to today.

:04:27
All that "rub me"
and "lick me" and "suck me. "

:04:30
Gotta wear a condom just
to listen to some of it.

:04:36
Oh. Oh. No, no, no, no.
:04:39
- Tell me this is not my truck.
- It is, insurance man. Beautiful, isn't it?

:04:42
This truck has everything.
It has TVs in the floors and the headrest...

:04:47
a Nike air bag, even new 26-inch rims
just approved for public use.

:04:53
Not by me. The only thing I approved
was an eight-track.

:04:57
Now, where is it?
:05:00
Oh, the Delco.
It must have been a mix-up...

:05:04
uh, made by my brother
who we fired yesterday.

:05:06
Well, imagine that, Ziggy Marley.
:05:09
Now, I suggest you get
that junk off my truck right now...

:05:12
before I flip you upside-down
and mop the floor with ya!

:05:15
Wait, don't. Shh, shh.
Don't be so violent.

:05:18
Calm down.
I can't just take it off.

:05:22
It's... It's gonna take about...
:05:25
- Three days.
- Uh, no. Three? Three days?

:05:28
No, no, no, no.
In three days I've gotta be in Missouri...

:05:31
which means
I'm on the I-10 by 10:00.

:05:33
But no worries.
Just take it...

:05:36
and bring it back exactly how it is.
:05:38
- No charge.
- Whoa.

:05:40
Better not be no charge to me.
Look, what about my eight-track?

:05:44
Oh, it has eight-track,
nine-track, 1 0-track.

:05:46
It's a C.D. Player. Don't worry, boss man.
Your ride will glide.

:05:50
Yeah!
:05:52
Dad. Look. Look.
:05:57
Yeah!

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