Johnson Family Vacation
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:05:00
Oh, the Delco.
It must have been a mix-up...

:05:04
uh, made by my brother
who we fired yesterday.

:05:06
Well, imagine that, Ziggy Marley.
:05:09
Now, I suggest you get
that junk off my truck right now...

:05:12
before I flip you upside-down
and mop the floor with ya!

:05:15
Wait, don't. Shh, shh.
Don't be so violent.

:05:18
Calm down.
I can't just take it off.

:05:22
It's... It's gonna take about...
:05:25
- Three days.
- Uh, no. Three? Three days?

:05:28
No, no, no, no.
In three days I've gotta be in Missouri...

:05:31
which means
I'm on the I-10 by 10:00.

:05:33
But no worries.
Just take it...

:05:36
and bring it back exactly how it is.
:05:38
- No charge.
- Whoa.

:05:40
Better not be no charge to me.
Look, what about my eight-track?

:05:44
Oh, it has eight-track,
nine-track, 1 0-track.

:05:46
It's a C.D. Player. Don't worry, boss man.
Your ride will glide.

:05:50
Yeah!
:05:52
Dad. Look. Look.
:05:57
Yeah!
:06:01
Up, up. Down.
:06:03
Yeah!
:06:09
Real smooth!
:06:12
Oh!
:06:13
This don't make no sense.
D.J., how do you turn this thing off?

:06:17
Everybody's lookin' at us.
What's up, baby?

:06:20
Hey, this is hot, huh?
:06:25
No, no, no.
:06:27
Yo, Dad, look.
:06:30
31 0 dropped the navigation in the car.
Look.

:06:34
It's goin' up, up.
:06:36
But here's the fun part.
:06:38
Los Angeles to...
:06:40
Caruthersville, Missouri.
:06:43
Los Angeles to Caruthersville.
:06:46
Distance: 1,888.9 miles.
:06:49
That's all I need is another woman
telling me what to do.

:06:53
Ooh, girl, you wanna know
my perfect outfit?

:06:55
I'm thinking J. Lo's jeans. You know
the ones she had at the MTVAwards.


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