Johnson Family Vacation
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:08:01
- Dad, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw that.

:08:04
Oh, shoot.
:08:08
Boy, give me the phone.
Phone ain't for you.

:08:11
Upstairs, D.J.
Hello.

:08:13
Hey, Mama. No.
:08:16
- I told you. We'll be there in three days.
- I'm surprised.

:08:19
'Cause Miss Uppity
makes you back out every year.

:08:22
I don't know why
that woman doesn't like me.

:08:24
Come on, Mama.
You did throw cooked rice at our weddin'.

:08:29
Is that woman even coming?
:08:31
Yeah. She is, uh,
packing right now.

:08:35
Hold on, son.
:08:37
Your brother Mack just got here
with one of those flat-screen TVs.

:08:40
- Hey, Mama.
- You're always thinkin' about your mama.

:08:43
- All the time, girl.
- Set it right there between J.F.K. And Jesus.

:08:47
Hello.
Mack got you a plasma TV?

:08:50
I don't know. Is that what you call it?
Here. Talk to your brother.

:08:53
All right. Hey, little bro.
What's goin' on?

:08:57
Hey, man. What happened
to the 3 5-inch I just sent Mama?

:09:01
Ah, don't worry about it.
She, uh... She usin' it.

:09:05
You ain't plannin'
on comin' down here...

:09:07
and winning my Family of the Year trophy,
are you?

:09:09
Man, what trophy?
:09:12
Don't know anything
about no trophy.

:09:14
I'm just trying to bring my fam down there
so we can see Mama. That's it.

:09:17
Well, well, that's real
thoughtful of you, baby bro...

:09:20
seein' as how you ain't
been here in four years.

:09:23
What you tryin' to say, Mack?
Tryin' to start somethin'?

:09:26
No, no, no.
I ain't tryin' to start nothin'.

:09:28
It's just that you ain't
been here in so long...

:09:30
kind of make me think
you're tryin' to hide somethin'.

:09:33
You do remember the rules,
don't you?

:09:35
- You can't win Family of the Year
if you ain't a family.

:09:39
- I know.
- So, I strongly suggest...

:09:42
if you want to win yourself
a trophy or somethin'...

:09:44
you ought to start coaching yourself
a Little League team.

:09:49
My little brother Nate.
Uh-huh.

:09:51
Hey, Mama.
:09:53
Hey, look.
I know he didn't hang up.

:09:56
Hello? All right.
All right.


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