:23:00
From a completely flaccid start...
:23:02
I can become erect and ejaculate
in 10 seconds flat.
:23:08
I'd say that's pretty much
physiologically impossible.
:23:12
Why, the rush of blood alone would...
:23:27
Oh! Oh!
:23:36
Shall we get started?
:23:38
My grandmother introduced me
to sexual intercourse when I was 10.
:23:42
My first homosexual act
was, uh, with my father.
:23:46
Uh, I was 11...
:23:48
Of the 33 members
of my extended family...
:23:50
I've had sex with 17 of them.
:23:53
That's five generations now.
:23:55
My penis is 8.24 inches long...
:23:57
with a diameter of 2.8 inches
when fully erect.
:24:01
In my youth, I averaged eight cubic
centimeters of semen per ejaculation.
:24:06
By the time I was 50,
I was down to five.
:24:09
I've had sex with 22
separate species of animals.
:24:12
I've had intercourse
with 9,412 people.
:24:17
I've had sexual relations with...
:24:22
605 preadolescent males and...
:24:28
231 preadolescent females.
:24:33
Have you ever seen a boy orgasm?
:24:35
No.
:24:40
No, right.
:24:42
I guess that's why I'm such a catch.
:24:44
Physiologically, it's almost identical
to an adult orgasm.
:24:49
Screw this.
I'll see you down at the bar.