:24:01
In my youth, I averaged eight cubic
centimeters of semen per ejaculation.
:24:06
By the time I was 50,
I was down to five.
:24:09
I've had sex with 22
separate species of animals.
:24:12
I've had intercourse
with 9,412 people.
:24:17
I've had sexual relations with...
:24:22
605 preadolescent males and...
:24:28
231 preadolescent females.
:24:33
Have you ever seen a boy orgasm?
:24:35
No.
:24:40
No, right.
:24:42
I guess that's why I'm such a catch.
:24:44
Physiologically, it's almost identical
to an adult orgasm.
:24:49
Screw this.
I'll see you down at the bar.
:25:01
I thought you trained them
to be impartial.
:25:04
Sometimes it's difficult.
:25:07
Yeah, well,
I suppose someone like me...
:25:10
really puts your beliefs
to the test, huh?
:25:12
- How?
- You know.
:25:15
- Everybody should do what they want.
- I've never said that.
:25:18
No one should be forced to do
anything against their will.
:25:21
No one should ever be hurt.
:25:25
You know, you're a lot more square
than I thought you'd be.
:25:31
Let's get on with it.
:25:35
Sure.