:18:13
When you do it with Emily,
is it good?
:18:17
What? Yeah,
it's great. Why?
:18:19
Well, lately...
when Greta and l do it...
:18:23
it's kind of dull.
:18:24
Well, how often
are you doing it?
:18:27
l don't know.
:18:29
A little less than
average, l guess.
:18:31
l think your idea of average
is different than mine.
:18:32
Well, maybe once a month.
:18:34
Once a month? Are you
fucking kidding me?
:18:38
lt's a little slow
right now. Big deal.
:18:40
This is a big deal.
This is a huge fucking deal.
:18:44
lt's a down cycle or something.
:18:47
Once a month is reserved
for unpleasant things...
:18:50
like her period or rent.
:18:52
Banging your wife should not
go into that category.
:18:54
We've been together
a while, you know.
:18:55
lt's hard to keep things fresh.
:18:58
Why do you think
l fuck around so much?
:19:00
What are you talking about?
:19:02
lnfidelity is the truth serum
to any relationship.
:19:05
Whenever l fuck another girl,
it's not as good as Emily.
:19:07
l can cross one name
off the list...
:19:08
and know Emily
really is the one.
:19:11
So what you're saying is that
cheating on your girlfriend...
:19:14
makes your relationship
stronger?
:19:15
Exactly.
:19:17
Plus, the best sex
l ever have with Emily...
:19:19
is right after
l fuck someone else.
:19:21
Unbelievable.
Let me tell you about it.
:19:23
l can't do what you do.
:19:25
We're different.
:19:26
How?
:19:27
For starters, l'm human.
:19:29
That doesn't mean
you have to be miserable.
:19:30
l'm not miserable, l'm married.
There's a difference.