:24:00
Yes?
:24:02
This is not a porn movie.
This is my life.
:24:03
Yeah, but at this
moment, excuse me...
:24:05
your life sounds
like a porn movie.
:24:07
Look at it as a bright side.
:24:09
A bright side?
:24:11
Yeah. You guys have to think
outside the box...
:24:15
so to speak.
:24:16
Jesus.
:24:18
Look, it's just a phase.
:24:21
l mean, she's been acting
a little weird lately...
:24:24
and this is just part of it.
:24:25
lt's a phase.
:24:27
Absolutely. A phase.
:24:29
Yeah. l mean, come on.
She's not a...come on.
:24:31
A lesbian?
:24:36
lf you want, you can stay here.
:24:38
You can have my spare bedroom.
:24:39
Stay as long as you want.
:24:41
Yeah?
:24:46
That sounds great.
:25:04
So we smoke a J, right?
:25:06
Next thing l know...
:25:07
l'm doing these hot set
of nudes with her...
:25:08
tasteful stuff, you know.
:25:10
Well, mostly tasteful stuff.
:25:11
Anyway, agent calls me...
:25:12
all pissed off,
like, you know...
:25:14
''What are you doing, dude?
She's only 18.''
:25:17
l'm, like, ''Guy, l'm an artist,
you know. Back off.''
:25:21
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
:25:23
l'm not up for this.
:25:26
You know what
you need to do?
:25:27
You need to go out...
:25:28
and you need to date
a little bit.
:25:30
l don't want to date.
:25:31
That's why l got married
in the first place.
:25:34
Listen to me.
This is an unbelievable rap.
:25:36
What are you talking about?
:25:38
You're a dude who's been
brokenhearted by his wife...
:25:41
who's become a lesbian.
:25:44
She's not a lesbian.
:25:45
l know she's not a lesbian...
:25:47
but they don't
need to know that.
:25:48
Appeal to the Florence
Henderson in them.
:25:50
Let them nurse you
back to health.
:25:51
Florence Nightingale.
:25:53
What did l say?
:25:55
Forget it.
:25:56
Look, there are
plenty of hot chicks...
:25:58
in this town, all right?
:25:59
Here. Perfect example.
Look at that girl right there.