:01:16
What the fuck are you doing? I'm straight.
:01:20
That is so how all guys say that
No, I'm serious, dude.
:01:24
Oh really? It's too bad. 'Cos I'm amazing.
:01:28
I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block
to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy.
:01:34
Really?
Yeah, talking 'bout the big ones with the 380s.
:01:38
Oh. So you know cars, yeah?
And beer.
:01:44
See, unlike with women, you can crack one open right after..
Hell! You can have one during.
:01:49
It'll just be a little fun between buddies, you know.
And you'll never have to call me.
:01:55
Till you're up for another round, that is.
:02:29
You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in?
Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.
:02:40
I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'.
:02:47
This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'.
You're not StraightCurious from AOL?
:02:58
No.
Not again.