:02:29
You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in?
Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.
:02:40
I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'.
:02:47
This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'.
You're not StraightCurious from AOL?
:02:58
No.
Not again.
:03:02
Oh, shut up! You're so lying to me.
A-a! Check the journal! Look.
:03:08
September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny!
So maybe you should write a song about that.
:03:17
I can't believe you've almost done with your demo
and you haven't written a song about your best friend.
:03:20
Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest
it wouldn't have something to do with you.
:03:24
Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin?
Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself.
:03:29
You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that,
and I doubt you've met.
:03:32
I mean the base player. We were just
supposed to lay down some tracks
:03:35
but the second song it
was like my bra had grown hands.
:03:38
Excuse me, wannabees, order up.
:03:39
One callback, she's Margo Channing
Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature.
:03:45
I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye
and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town.
:03:52
You ever read for Barry Wolf?
Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up.
:03:56
Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial,
he was licking me with his eye the whole time.