:03:02
Oh, shut up! You're so lying to me.
A-a! Check the journal! Look.
:03:08
September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny!
So maybe you should write a song about that.
:03:17
I can't believe you've almost done with your demo
and you haven't written a song about your best friend.
:03:20
Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest
it wouldn't have something to do with you.
:03:24
Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin?
Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself.
:03:29
You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that,
and I doubt you've met.
:03:32
I mean the base player. We were just
supposed to lay down some tracks
:03:35
but the second song it
was like my bra had grown hands.
:03:38
Excuse me, wannabees, order up.
:03:39
One callback, she's Margo Channing
Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature.
:03:45
I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye
and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town.
:03:52
You ever read for Barry Wolf?
Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up.
:03:56
Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial,
he was licking me with his eye the whole time.
:04:00
They don't call him the 'Wolf who cried Boy' for nothing.
You know, he wouldn't even see me for that
:04:04
crappy TV 'Wacky Gay Neighbour' thing?
What's that about? I'm gay, I'm wacky
:04:08
Maybe you're not neighbourly.
Fuck you. I'm Donna Reed on a stick
:04:12
Excuse me, darlings. I hate to interrupt this important
discussion between all you big stars...
:04:16
I'll settle for medium star.
Point well taken.
:04:18
In the meantime, I hear that Disney's opening a Fantasia
restaurant where the plates fly themselves to the tables.
:04:24
Until then, what to do. Hot stuff, coming through.
Yes!
:04:39
Hi guys.
:04:42
You take one of my tracks and give
the karaoke at Funny Boys. Julie!
:04:46
Also two-for-one margaritas?
I'll be there.