Laws of Attraction
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Uglier than this?
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And let me tell you
something, if I may...

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if you were able to turn down
your self-serving paranoia

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to a gentle simmer for a brief moment,
you might just discover

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that you and I could actually
co-exist quite successfully.

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And I don't mean
only professionally.

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Don't forget
to wash your hands.

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What, are you...
going for a world record?

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Hello, girls.
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- All right, form in a queue.
- Take this, take this.

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I'm sure I can fit you all in.
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What's your name,
my little girl?

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- Cindy. Hey, sign it.
- Yeah? I had a dog called that once.

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And how long have
you been a "Thornehead"?

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Forever.
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- I love you, Thorne!
- Yeah, I love you too, babe.

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See this, Barry.
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I've got classy fans too.
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And uh...
what might you want?

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I want you.
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Ooh, chihuahua!
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Nice opening line.
I like it.

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Direct, no BS...
just how I like it.

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Mmm.
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Okay, tell me what
we're working with, doll face.

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Okay, this is what
we're working with, doll face.

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You've got a devoted,
hardworking wife at home,

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and yet you cheat, lie, and blow all
your money on strippers and whores.

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You finally abandoned her, leaving her
no option but to file for divorce.

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That's the opposing
counsel's opening line.

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Direct, no BS...
just the way you like it.

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And your wife has just hired
the second best

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divorce attorney
in New York city to deliver it.

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Now you need someone to tell
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your side of the story,
no matter how sordid,

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and make you seem like
strawberry shortcake.

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I like strawberry shortcake,
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and I like your style.
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Do you know
what I think?

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I think we should continue
this conversation...

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back at my place.
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- You know what I think?
- What?


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