Laws of Attraction
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I want you.
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Ooh, chihuahua!
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Nice opening line.
I like it.

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Direct, no BS...
just how I like it.

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Mmm.
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Okay, tell me what
we're working with, doll face.

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Okay, this is what
we're working with, doll face.

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You've got a devoted,
hardworking wife at home,

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and yet you cheat, lie, and blow all
your money on strippers and whores.

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You finally abandoned her, leaving her
no option but to file for divorce.

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That's the opposing
counsel's opening line.

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Direct, no BS...
just the way you like it.

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And your wife has just hired
the second best

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divorce attorney
in New York city to deliver it.

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Now you need someone to tell
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your side of the story,
no matter how sordid,

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and make you seem like
strawberry shortcake.

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I like strawberry shortcake,
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and I like your style.
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Do you know
what I think?

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I think we should continue
this conversation...

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back at my place.
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- You know what I think?
- What?

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I think you should leave
the thinking to me.

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Right.
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Pain? I'll cause her so much pain
she'll wish she never...

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Before I came along, the only
business decision he ever made

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was whether to pay a hooker
with cash or credit.

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...the purpose of a settlement
hearing is to avoid...

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You should advise your client
that documentable threats of violence...

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- makes my job so much easier.
- Threats, my ass!

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Can we skip to the part
where you cut his balls off?!

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If we could convince
Ms. Woods to go

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through the motions
of discussing assets.

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Assets?
She doesn't have any.

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I'm the one who spits up all the money
for those dish rags she sells.

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Dish rags?
Tell that to Nicole Kidman.

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She wore my dishrags
to the Oscars, okay?!

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Nyah, nyah, nyah...
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I'm sure that Mr. Rafferty will agree
that we'll not get anywhere

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without a degree
of consideration from all parties.

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Consideration from him?
I'm his Goddamn wife.

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And he didn't even have the courtesy
to tell me that he got

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a skull and cross bones
pierced through the tip of his...

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- I have enough.
- I'm good.

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Mmm.
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Look, forget it, okay?
I'm not interested in his money.


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