Laws of Attraction
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:50:01
- What?
- Look, over here.

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There's some old trailer.
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Ohh.
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Oh my God!
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I think we've
landed on our feet.

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See if you can get
some light going.

:50:19
Oh yeah, then I'll run your bath
and get dinner on.

:50:22
Hey, listen, we're in this together.
We're a team, okay?

:50:25
Yeah, for now.
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Whoo, it stinks!
:50:29
There we go.
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Well, all in all, I think
we've done quite well.

:50:32
We?
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Hey, listen, I got
the light going, didn't I?

:50:35
Oh yeah, forgive me. I don't know
what I would have done without you.

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Actually, I don't know
how you do it.

:50:41
You write books,
you appear on TV,

:50:43
you perform your
stand up routine in court.

:50:48
Are you taking your clothes off?
:50:50
Well, just... just...
just the bottoms.

:50:52
I mean, you know,
they're covered in slime.

:50:54
Ugh! Why did I do that?
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And in your spare time,
you work for the Irish Tourist Board.

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- And your point is?
- I was doing fine on my own.

:51:03
Oh, come on,
let's be honest.

:51:05
You were lost
until I came along.

:51:08
Oh, slightly metaphorical.
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Anyway, come on.
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Lie down. You look tired.
You need to rest.

:51:16
What, so you can get
to Caisleán click before me?

:51:21
It's not "click. "
:51:23
- It's clocha.
- Clocha.

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- Caisleán Clocha.
- Kluhh... kuhh.

:51:30
Clocha... it's not even a word.
What kind of a word is that?

:51:32
It's an Irish word.
We're in Ireland. Learn to adapt.

:51:35
I can adapt. I'm very adaptable
as a matter of fact.

:51:37
- I'm probably more adaptable than you.
- Oh.

:51:40
- And a word of advice.
- Yes?

:51:41
Never tell a woman
she looks tired.

:51:43
Boy, you just summed yourself up
in one sentence.

:51:46
All-consuming, competitive spirit
meets rampant insecurity.

:51:50
Now why... why would
someone as accomplished

:51:52
and as clever as you
be so insecure, hmm?

:51:57
I'll tell you what,
:51:59
you spend your teenage years
as the pimply, gangly daughter


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