1:02:00
- Oh my God.
- What?
1:02:02
We can't be married
and be opposing counselors.
1:02:04
Why not?
Can I say something?
1:02:07
#We'll look ridiculous.
And no you cannot.
1:02:08
Why not?
1:02:09
We'll be the laughing stock
of the New York bar association
1:02:11
because you will say something
contrary just to be contrary.
1:02:13
- Only this is my marriage too.
- You see what I mean?
1:02:15
Oh, my head is thumping.
1:02:19
Ahh! Ugh!
1:02:23
Will you look at that?
1:02:25
You just broke the little
fella's leg right off.
1:02:29
He's legless.
1:02:33
I liked that.
1:02:34
I was going to save that
as a souvenir.
1:02:40
Hmm.
1:02:44
I'm sorry, Daniel.
1:02:58
I've known you for 35 years.
1:03:01
Alcohol has a very bad effect on you.
You get hyper,
1:03:03
you get aggressive,
you get married.
1:03:05
No one at the office
can know,
1:03:07
so I have to research
whatever legal system
1:03:09
County Clare operates under.
1:03:10
Well, why don't you just
file here if that's what you want?
1:03:13
Oh, that's a great idea.
1:03:14
It'll take the press
exactly two seconds to find out
1:03:16
that I got drunk and married
and divorced in 24 hours.
1:03:20
Given my vast experience
with divorce... and it is vast...
1:03:24
my guess is that there's
a lot of wiggle room.
1:03:26
Hell, you could probably get it annulled
as long as you didn't...
1:03:30
never mind.
1:03:32
I have to start wiggling
first thing in the morning.
1:03:34
Mm-hmm.
1:03:37
Mother, what is this?
1:03:39
Oh, the girls and I
are having a lip party later.
1:03:41
You can join us if you like.
1:03:43
David takes fat out of our butts
and injects it into our lips.
1:03:47
That gives a whole new meaning
to "talking outta your ass. "
1:03:57
Hello?
1:03:58
Better pick up
the New York Post