1:03:01
Alcohol has a very bad effect on you.
You get hyper,
1:03:03
you get aggressive,
you get married.
1:03:05
No one at the office
can know,
1:03:07
so I have to research
whatever legal system
1:03:09
County Clare operates under.
1:03:10
Well, why don't you just
file here if that's what you want?
1:03:13
Oh, that's a great idea.
1:03:14
It'll take the press
exactly two seconds to find out
1:03:16
that I got drunk and married
and divorced in 24 hours.
1:03:20
Given my vast experience
with divorce... and it is vast...
1:03:24
my guess is that there's
a lot of wiggle room.
1:03:26
Hell, you could probably get it annulled
as long as you didn't...
1:03:30
never mind.
1:03:32
I have to start wiggling
first thing in the morning.
1:03:34
Mm-hmm.
1:03:37
Mother, what is this?
1:03:39
Oh, the girls and I
are having a lip party later.
1:03:41
You can join us if you like.
1:03:43
David takes fat out of our butts
and injects it into our lips.
1:03:47
That gives a whole new meaning
to "talking outta your ass. "
1:03:57
Hello?
1:03:58
Better pick up
the New York Post
1:04:00
- before you file for divorce. Page 6.
- What?!
1:04:14
Off to get one of these?
1:04:18
Why did you tell them this?
Are you crazy?
1:04:20
You think I did that?
1:04:22
Why would I do that, when
you made it abundantly clear
1:04:25
that being married was the last thing
you wanted to be, especially to me?
1:04:29
- Can I?
- What are you doing?
1:04:31
I'm calling The Post to tell them
they made a mistake.
1:04:33
Daniel...
1:04:34
Or that we made a mistake.
Which should I say?
1:04:36
No, no, no,
put... put the...
1:04:38
please, please, please,
put the phone down. L...
1:04:40
I'm n...
1:04:42
I'm not trying
to be hurtful here.
1:04:45
Just bear with me
for a minute, okay?
1:04:47
- Trust me.
- Mm-hmm.
1:04:49
In the way
that you trust me?
1:04:53
Okay, listen.
1:04:55
We got married
whether we like it or not.
1:04:57
And it seems that it was,
if nothing else, a little impulsive.