1:22:02
See, after I heard
about you and Lulu...
1:22:07
-...I interviewed her.
-You did what?
1:22:09
You know, look under the hood first,
she's Lulu Fritz.
1:22:13
Thank you.
1:22:16
-We got around to the sex question--
-Wait a minute. You're not serious.
1:22:19
She said that you guys did it,
like, two, three times a day.
1:22:24
It's funny. I mean,
why would she lie like that?
1:22:27
-What are you doing?
-Purging. You can go next.
1:22:30
Then I went to Rachel. I wanted
to go straight to Joyce, but I couldn't.
1:22:34
Not right away, so I made up
this story about warts...
1:22:37
...and went to Rachel,
who I thought was a podiatrist...
1:22:40
...but it turns out, joke's on me.
1:22:43
You can shut the cameras off,
because it's never gonna air.
1:22:46
We're live in 70 markets.
1:22:51
Hi, Mom.
1:22:51
Hi, Mom.
1:22:53
Then Barb and l
browsed through your Palm.
1:22:55
-Barb who?
-Barbara Campbell-hyphen-Dunn.
1:22:59
Who sold me out for this show.
1:23:01
Just like Carl's selling Kippie out.
1:23:04
At least, isn't that what you told me?
1:23:06
Yes, yes, that's it. Turn the tables
on us all. That's real. It's honest.
1:23:10
Phillip, get Carl.
1:23:13
Jay, give me a shot to Carl.
1:23:14
-What are you doing?
-Regurgitating.
1:23:17
Something sexy just for you, Carl.
1:23:19
-Who's Carl?
-Stage left, crooked toupee.
1:23:23
-Philip, on four.
-Camera four, go.
1:23:27
Get that camera off of me. Phil?
1:23:31
-Can't do this to him.
-You hold that shot. Split the screen.
1:23:35
Did you know that Carl
comes in really close...
1:23:38
...so that America can see that tape
you wear on your face right there?
1:23:41
Then he edits it out
of the copy he gives you.
1:23:43
-Back to Carl now.
-And those tabloid leaks.
1:23:46
Nice, really nice.
1:23:48
You're burying Carl.
1:23:51
I'm burying him, her, you, me.
1:23:55
We're all going down.
1:23:58
Go to commercial.