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I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled.
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I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."
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X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.
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Or that we're weirdly religious
or something.
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And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-action rifle
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so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
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And the homosexuals.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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But my family's totally normal.
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Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists
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and we've spent the last
12 years in Africa.
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I had a great life.
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But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University.
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So it was goodbye Africa
and hello high school.
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I'm OK. Sorry.
:01:45
I'll be careful.
:02:12
Hi.
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I don't know if anyone
told you about me.
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I'm a new student here.
My name is Cady Heron.
:02:18
Talk to me again
and I'll kick your ass.
:02:25
You don't wanna sit there. Kristen
Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.
:02:30
Hey, baby.
:02:39
He farts a lot.
:02:49
Hey, everybody.
:02:52
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
:02:55
It's not you. I'm bad luck.